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So you want to optimize your iPhone for Céline-esque prose?

Ever since reading Journey to the End of the Night (1932) I’ve enthusiastically over-used ellipses. Even if they’re unprovoked and grammatically incorrect in regard to the traditional function of the punctuation mark, it doesn’t matter: I just like them, and

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“This little piggy went to market, this little piggy played with me on my iPad.”

“Each mammalian brain functions as a biocomputer with properties, programs and metaprograms. One biocomputer interlocks with one or more other biocomputers above and below the level of awareness any time the communicational distance is sufficiently small to bring the interlock

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